//Bait and Switch

I had a treat as I drove to work today. Or at least I thought I did. You see, UCI Irvine apparently hates guys. No this isn't some quasi political rant about women's rights trumping men's or something equally lame. No no, this is the hates guys in the sense of a sick joke because guys are the way they are. You see, there is this large field next to the busy intersection I drive through. This field is used periodically for cheerleader champs. And you might have thought to yourself "ah yeah, cheerleaders. Nothing wrong with." And normally you would be right.

See here is where the problem becomes more clear. You may have been thinking of something like this. And they look like this from afar, they aren't close to the road anyways. All you can see is the uniform and skirt and the hair. But then you get closer and as you're rubber necking you find out what it actually is. Oh, you rubber neck hard to get a look and everyone can tell what you are doing, very obvious. What you see is this, and the contrast makes it look more like this . Which makes you feel like this.

Most all of my co-workers have been hit by this sick joke. Not because any of us are bad or dirty people. Well, some of them are dirty people. But even the good ones have been getting caught by this all week. Its just not fair to normal people. Do you know how much mature porn you have to look at to feel better about yourself after this? My hard drive is now full.

In other news I seem to be getting a lot of pop-ups and spam emails now. Wonder what's up with that.